Lucy in RealAudio
Last Updated: March 23, 1998
Created by: Ted Nesi

This page is filled to the brim with sounds and songs - all in streaming RealAudio format! If you don't have RealAudio, get it! Electronic contributions, or just comments, are welcome! If you have a .WAV file that you think would be a good contribution to this site, send it to me (warn me first that it's coming) and I'll make it RealAudio!
Songs

Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel Song: "California, Here I Come" 0:00:57
Ricky Song: "I Love Lucy Theme" (with words) 0:00:33
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz (cut from The Long, Long Trailer) Song: "Breezin' Along with the Breeze" 0:03:54

I Love Lucy

Lucy "What's Aunt Martha trying to do - poison me?" 0:00:02
Ricky "Ay yi yi." 0:00:02
Lucy "Are you tired of payin' high prices? Are you interested in a little high class beef? You wanna bargain? (Slap!) Tell 'ya what I'm gonna do! Come a little closer, I don't wanna block the traffic. Now you look like a smart dame, what'll it be? I got sirloin, tenderloin, T-Bone, rump. Potroast, chuckroast, ox-tail, stump!" 0:00:21
Lucy "Isn't that a dilly?" 0:00:01
Lucy "Eeeuuughhh!" 0:00:01
Ricky "Well, you really fixed yourself up good this time!" 0:00:04
Instrumental Song: "I Love Lucy Theme Song" 0:00:19
Lucy "Waaaaahh!" 0:00:02
Ricky "Lucy, I'm home." 0:00:02
Ricky and Lucy Lucy and Ricky's jokes from "We'll Build a Bungalow" in 'The Ballet' 0:01:15
Lucy "I'm not a Maharincess, I'm a Hennarincess! 0:00:02
Lucy "I gotta have a talk with my mouth." 0:00:01
Ricky "Now, Lucy." 0:00:01
Ethel, Ricky and Lucy Ethel: "I refuse to go to the theater with anyone who thinks I'm a hippopotamus!"
Ricky: "Did you call her that?"
Lucy: "No!"
Ethel: "Ha!"
Lucy: "All I did was intimate that she was a little hippy. But on second glance she has got the biggest pottamus I've ever seen."
0:00:18
Lucy "I got a mickey from Ricky!" 0:00:01
Ricky "This is a Ricky Ricardo production." 0:00:03
Lucy "No speak-a de inglays." 0:00:01
Lucy and Ethel Ethel: "Whataya gonna do?"
Lucy: "I'll leave him! No, that's probably what he wants."
Ethel: "Yeah, stay married to him! That'll teach him!"
Lucy: "Well, I'll think of something."
0:00:12
Lucy "I'm not even cold yet and Ricky's lining up girls to take my place! Helen, Anne, Mary, Cynthia, Alice, Theodore. Theodore??" 0:00:10
Lucy "Well, I'm your vitavigivitivack girl. Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this li'l ol' bottle. Vitameatavegamin. That's it. Vitameatavegamin contians vitamins and meat and megatables and vinerals. Hmm, hick! So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of, uh, vitaveetevitimeenieminimonie. I'm sayin' what you have to do, you take a whole tablespoon after every meal. {Laughter} It's so tasty, too! Just like candy. So everybody get a bottle of...this stuff. {Laughter}" 0:02:14

The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour

Ethel, Lucy and Fred Ethel: "Fred, who knows? Maybe we'll find uranium!"
Lucy: "Sure!"
Fred: "If you think I'm gonna hike around in the blazing hot sun with you two you're crazy!"
Lucy: "Fred, it might interest you to know that the government pays a bonus of ten thousand dollars to anybody that discovers uranium!"
Fred: "Ethel, I hope you packed my boots and peth helmet!"
Ethel: "You hit him right where he lives!"
0:00:19
Ricky "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we take you back twenty years to tell you the story of how Lucy and Ricky first met. It all started when Lucy took one of those cruises to Havana. Along with on the trip with Lucy was her best friend, Susie MacNamarra. Like all unmarried girls on vacation, they were looking for culture." 0:00:23
Fred and Ethel Fred: "You beautiful little thing you!"
Ethel: "He hasn't kissed me like that in twenty years!"
Fred: "You haven't made me click like that in twenty years!"
0:00:13
Announcer Song: "The New[sic] Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz Show Theme Song" 0:00:45
Announcer Song: "The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour Theme Song" 0:00:25
Instrumental Song: "The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour End Credits Music" 0:00:52
Lucy, Ricky, Fred McMurray, Ethel and Fred Lucy: "Aren't you gonna introduce us, dear?"
Ricky: "Yes. Fred, the one that yanked you in is my wife, Lucy."
Fred McMurray: "Hello, Lucy."
Lucy: "Hello."
Ricky: "And the one that push you down is our friend, Ethel Mertz."
Fred McMurray: "Hello."
Ethel: "He-he-hello, Fred McMurray!"
Ricky: "And this is my band manager, Fred Mertz."
Fred: "Always glad to meet another Fred!"
Fred McMurray: "Oh, hi Fred."
0:00:17

The Lucy Show

Lucy, Viv and Joan Crawford Lucy and Viv Encounter Joan Crawford 0:03:25
Announcer "The Lucy Show Theme Song" 0:00:31

Here's Lucy

Announcer Song: "Here's Lucy Theme Song" 0:00:44
Lucy and Richard Burton Lucy Meets Richard Burton 0:02:01

Life with Lucy

Eydie Gorme Song: "Life with Lucy Theme Song" 0:01:10

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